Muddy fields, dirty dogs

From South Shields, the dancing trogs

Up all night, up all day

My wakeful mind, is here to stay

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Guarana Guarana Gu

Guarana Guarana Gu

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Pilton farmers, bugged eyed charmers

Itchy sweaters made from llamas

Comatosed, counting sheep

I really wanna get some sleep

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Guarana Guarana Gu

Guarana Guarana Gu

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Here I am, and here you are

Damp rizlas on the score

Got no sense of where I am

Push me round 'til I hit the floor

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...come on!

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Ticket touts on the flog

Glastonbury, ganja smog

Trapped in a portaloo

Can't get out of this crazy zoo

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Guarana Guarana Gu

Guarana Guarana Gu

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(M. Carr)